It has come to my attention that in spite of my best efforts, there are still people who are reading this Blog. Although I had hoped that I could ignore this problem and it would eventually go away, this does not seem to have been the case. So, by slightly popular demand, I am now taking some time out from the busy life of a millionaire jet-setter (made especially busy by not necessarily having the million bucks or the jet that such a lifestyle tends to require) to ameliorate the recent lack of posts on this Blog. And go look up what the word "ameliorate" means, because I really shouldn't be using words like that when I
To tell you the truth, there hasn't been much time for blogging recently. After all, having angry mobsters chasing after you tends to take up a lot more of your time than you might think. How was I supposed to know that wearing the wrong pair of pants to some random Italian restaurant was THAT dangerous? And before you start doubting my story, there were in fact angry mobsters chasing after me. Complete with grainy sped-up black and white film, really fast piano music and all sorts of zany comic pratfalls along the way. In fact, if I hadn't crashed my car into into a paddy wagon full of Keystone Kops at a high rate of speed on 34th street, I'd probably still be running away right now, instead of limping away bandaged up on a set of shockingly convenient crutches. At least all the mobsters ended up behind bars in striped suits dragging around a ball and chain, so I think I'm safe for now. If nothing else, at least I managed to learn a valuable lesson in the process about the potential dangers of unfortunate fashion decisions. Oh, and I also learned that those big fancy captions tend to pop up on the screen at really inconvenient times.
Aside from some stuff about being an Elders Quorum President and trying to maintain something resembling a social life, that's pretty much what my life has been like for the past few months. Tune in six months from now for another vaguely exciting chapter in the continuing story of David Manning...
Editor's note: Scandalous rumors floating around the Internet seem to suggest that David Manning may in fact be making someone else write this stuff, and his actual life may not be anywhere near this boring. David semi-vehemently denies these accusations. Sort of.